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Violent diarrhea while riding a motorcycle and wearing plastic rain pants. I performed a fetotomy. I cut up a dead calf Toilet blowjob vomit it was still inside the cow. I was able to get it out in just three pieces. It had been in there for a good while and had become kind of soupy like a beef stew. I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car and was hungover as fuck.

So my stomach contents enter my mouth, but I managed to keep it all in with my cheeks bulging and swallow it all back Toilet blowjob vomit. This causes me to puke again, but once again, I keep it all in my mouth and swallow it all down. This repeated a couple more times, until I managed to keep it down for good. It truly was one of the proudest moments of my life.

Wife clogged the toilet when we first moved into our new apartment and I mean a real mess of a shitpile too. I pulled my sleeve up and shoved my arm in the toilet to declog and break it up manually, then used the bathroom before I messed my own pants up, then took an inferno hot shower. I told her she had to go buy a plunger. She was already back with one by the time I finished my shower. I was at a night club on new years many years back in Los Angeles.

They have a seriously hot girl in a thong and Greek god cut dude in a thong onstage. They drizzle honey on both of their asses and bring me and another girl Toilet blowjob vomit the audience onstage and tell us we have to lick the honey off their butt cheeks and whoever does it the fastest wins a prize. Dude walks over to me and bends over.

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I had to pick up this 70 pound dog, covered in poo and blood, and carry him into the Grooming facility to wash him off. Toilet blowjob vomit was like holding a bar of soap. He kept slipping out of my fingers. Once I managed to get a good hold of him, he wretched, whimpered, and assploded all over my jeans.

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I Toilet blowjob vomit had simultaneous vomiting and shitting in the shower when I decided to drink heavily in the middle of fighting a case of food poisoning. I remember loudly and drunkenly cursing my stupidity as I used my big toe to break up large chunks of poo and force them down the shower drain. I had diarrhea and the case of the vomits. I was alternating between the sink and the potty.

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Walking back and forth in my drunken state. And the worst part was that the toilet had clogged. Probably from all the jizz I spurted out during the day. I was shitting and puking for a good hour. I was getting emotionally wrecked at the same time as well. I was laughing and tearing up at my life decisions. I Toilet blowjob vomit I cried for a bit too. I managed to hit the mark with the sink as well, so the floor was clean.

But my god did the place wreak.

I sat there for another good hour or so, not sure If I had to go again. Finally I just got up, fell face down cause my leg had fallen asleep, dragged my self to the bed and fell asleep.

Got Toilet blowjob vomit the next morning and saw that there was dry shit and vomit and the place was smelling even worse. I would have cleaned it up but I got the call to vacate so I just left. It squirted out black jelly, about the size of my thumbnail. My girlfriend was vomiting flaming hot Cheetos and then the dog started licking it off the wall. I came home drunk at 1am to red vomit on the walls, half naked vomit girlfriend, and a happy pug.

He loves flaming hot Cheetos! Toilet blowjob vomit got lice my sophomore year of high school. I still have no idea how I even got it; I never shared hats, scarves, brushes, etc. Let me tell you that having lice makes you feel disgusting.

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You can feel the little fuckers just having the time of their lives on your scalp. I remember when I realized I had them. I was sitting in my living room, watching TV. My head was just so itchy. I kept scratching and I noticed that there was gunk underneath my fingernails. So I started feeling around my scalp, I could feel little bumps at the base of the hair. So I pulled one out and it started moving in my fucking hand. I put that bitch in a Ziploc and went to go find my dad.

My hair is thick and long, so that was a fun 3 months of treatments. After about a week of them Toilet blowjob vomit had my mom chop off my hair. It was that it died long ago and began to rot. Then the rot killed its twin, and that rotted as well. So the ewe goes into labor. Toilet blowjob vomit a tough time, and when I walk up… a smell that I am incapable of describing hits me. I continue walking up, and there is milky green goop pouring from her vag in place of Amniotic fluids.

Oh wait… those are amniotic fluids.

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After walking off and hurling my breakfast, I start to walk back. My mom hands me a flask and says to take a pull, It will help. The ewe was already kinda wild, so I had to pin her on the ground. There were a pair of front feet hanging out of her at this point. My mom and I rapidly make the decision that these lambs need Toilet blowjob vomit be pulled.

Pulling lambs is a risk to the mother and lamb, but sometimes its a risk we will take because the alternative is death for the mother, lamb or both. Toilet blowjob vomit

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She gently slides her hand up in the birth canal and takes a firm hold just above the Toilet blowjob vomit. She begins to pull Toilet blowjob vomit lamb slowly pulling slow helps negate any damage from pulling. At this point the ewe puts up a fight. My 15 year old self adjusts to keep her pinned, but where she can still breathe and push. Then I hear my mom, the woman with a stomach of steel, start hurling. I adjust myself again so that I can see behind me.

When she pulled the lamb, it was too rotten to hold together. The front legs came out without any lamb behind it. We had a really bad year the year before, and my step dad had just gotten laid off.

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She takes over holding the ewe, and I proceed to fish out all the parts of the lambs. It took me the better part of two and a half hours.

Once we were done, the ewe stands up, kinda wobbly after the ordeal, and we lead her to the barn. We hit her with a cocktail of antibiotics, and gave her food and water and went back to the house. I ended up burning those clothes because the smell never Toilet blowjob vomit out, and I was in the shower for close to 4 hours scrubbing the slimy feeling on my arm away.

Even telling this story now, I can still feel it. About three years ago, I was at Thanksgiving at my friends Toilet blowjob vomit. I had a small bowl of chocolate pudding and I was in his room checking my email.

I come back and get back on the computer. I noticed my hand had a brown mark on it, thought it was chocolate pudding, so I licked it up. When I was 18 I got knocked up. I was way scared but I decided to have Toilet blowjob vomit abortion. The cut-off date for that is 9 weeks.

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They pushed back my appointment by two weeks before seeing me though. I measured Toilet blowjob vomit 9 weeks exactly. They let me have the medication abortion anyways, as I was so adamant this was on them. So I take these termination pills there, and the next day I get ready to go through hell. I take these contraction pills.

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